As you all know by now, People Magazine shelled out 14 million smackaroos for the first pictures of Brad and Angelina’s new twins, Vivienne and Knox.  It will be one of the highest selling issues of People Magazine ever, and the $14 million is being donated to charity by the power couple.  Everyone wins right?  Wrong!  We forget about the real loser here… Jennifer Aniston.
   
She is the one woman who probably does not want to see these two gorgeous twins, who she probably believes are rightfully hers.  While for most women the 19-page magazine spread represents a fantasy world they can only dream of, for the former Friends star it represents a fantasy world she was actually living, and had ripped from her clutching fingers. 
   
If I were Jennifer Aniston, and I’m not, but if I were, I would curse People Magazine for publishing those photos.  Those photos that further remind me what led to me playing host to this leech, John Mayer.  He just sits around.  It’s unbelievable.  It’s as if he got famous playing the television remote control.
   
The other thing I would curse is the day my ex-husband got the call to do a little film called “Mr. and Mrs. Smith.”  I bet Ms. Aniston remembers that whole day, just like our parents remember where they were during the Kennedy assassination or our great grandparents remember where they were during the assassination of Jesse James by the coward Robert Ford.
   
My heart goes out to you Ms. Aniston.  While we mindless followers worship the media god that is Brangelina, it is a splinter that will remain in your paw until the end of time.