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Fantasy Harry Potter Titles

Sure, the popular series of Harry Potter books has come to a close, and while I won’t give away the ending, I will say I wish there were more, because there were some rumored titles I would have loved to have seen made. Here are a few:

Harry Potter and The Scooter of Time
Harry Potter and The Rotunda of Fire
Harry Potter and The League of Extraordinary Pigeons
Harry Potter and The Secret Scarf
Harry Potter and The Centaur’s Recipes
Harry Potter and The Shifty Sailor
Harry Potter and The Tub Drain To Oblivion
Harry Potter and The Panda Bear Glade
Harry Potter and The Pony Tail Pundits
Harry Potter and The Barbed Wire Fence
Harry Potter and The Black Gentleman
Harry Potter and The Turtle Dove Serpent
Harry Potter and The Deadly Seasoning
Harry Potter and The Paralyzed Boy
Harry Potter and The Retarded Dog
Harry Potter and The Pleasures of Manhood
Harry Potter and The Spaniard in Heat
Harry Potter and The Record Breaking Catfish
Harry Potter and The Womany Man
Harry Potter and The Coalition of Cobras
Harry Potter and The Hipster Holocaust
Harry Potter and The Bag of Garbage
Harry Potter and The Arm of Silence
Harry Potter and The Habits of Men
Harry Potter and The Chocolate Bees
Harry Potter and The Dire Straits
Harry Potter and The Powerless Stick
Harry Potter and The Corn Chowder Curse
Harry Potter and The Broken Spirit
Harry Potter and The Terrible Odor
Harry Potter and The Frozen Candies
Harry Potter and The Juice of The Human Eye
Harry Potter and The Way We Were
Harry Potter and The Mermaid Nurse
Harry Potter and The Tiny Griffin
Harry Potter and The Screaming Bucket
Harry Potter and The Crocodile Lambs
Harry Potter and The Cavern of Cravings
Harry Potter and The Pit of Discomfort
Harry Potter and The Fortress of Fortresses
Related Tags: Potter Books Child Endangerment

COMMENTS (5)

spyder9179

By spyder9179 on Aug 14, 2008

Harry Potter and the Awkward Silence...

Radar

By Radar on Jun 18, 2008

Harry Potter and the Pleasures of Manhood would probably make for an "interesting" read. It would certain please the fanfiction fanbase.

castlelong1

By castlelong1 on Apr 19, 2008

Harry Potter and the Monty Python sketch. Is it "dead parrot" or "cheese shop"? Gee, I'd buy it.

castlelong1

By castlelong1 on Apr 19, 2008

Harry Potter and the Monty Python sketch. Is it "dead parrot" or "cheese shop"? Gee, I'd buy it.

Elspeth

By Elspeth on Apr 13, 2008

i agree, i would have enjoyed Harry Potter and the Black Gentleman, and Harry Potter and the Pit of Discomfort.

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